KVJ Cuts- Kevin's Un-Fun Facts (04-02-24)

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🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Kevin wants to ruin everything for you! Do you know any of these (Un)fun facts?

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0:00.0	KVJ cuts. Well with all things awful, thought I would do something here educational for you today.
0:07.7	Now typically we do fun facts. They're just like, oh, okay. I like this little like tidbits, you know things are just like, oh, okay. I like this little like tidbits, you know, things are just like, oh, okay.
0:14.6	You're probably not gonna retain it two minutes later, but it's kind of fun to hear it for the minute.
0:18.5	But I don't have any fun facts today. The facts I have today are unfund.
0:22.0	These are not actually awesome facts, but they are facts. It make you go, oh wow. Okay.
0:27.0	Is this Kevin, but freaks our mind? Yeah, it is.
0:30.0	Oh no. Yeah. I actually always remember these facts.
0:34.0	Okay, yeah, well maybe these will stick then.
0:36.9	Did you know that cell phones have 10 times more bacteria than a toilet seat?
0:41.1	We've heard that.
0:42.1	Okay, thought you have. I'm just kind of warming you up here. I figure you might have heard that.
0:45.1	I honestly, any time Virginia text me or even calls me, I think she is in or on the throne.
0:52.3	Just adding germs and bacteria to that thing.
0:54.0	I would say maybe 15%.
0:58.0	Okay.
0:59.0	Did you know that 75% of shopping carts have feces on them.
1:03.6	I'm not surprised by that.
1:04.8	Are you surprised?
1:05.8	No.
1:06.9	I do love one thing that COVID gave us
1:09.8	is those little purel wipes.
1:13.5	Now when you walk in the grocery store,
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