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Okay, who is responsible for this calamity?

Is it producer Denny's adorable toddler, baby Lachlan, or is it J-Bird?

I've got to use it an adorable J-bird on that one.

Well, I think that goes without saying, right?

They're both adorable.

Yeah, they are.

Okay, so who scratched up producer Denny's nose,

something you can still see today if you're watching on Kvj tv don't flip off the audience denny's

very red it really is it's not healing it's like the time i hit kevin over with that hard piece of

bread on his head it didn't heal for three weeks crazy it's crazy it's odd before it's scarred

it's a slice across my nostril.

Hmm, okay.

I'm going to say that one was Lachlan.

What do you think, Virginia? Yeah, I'm going to say Baby Lachlan. Okay. Are we correct on that one? That was Baby Lachlan. Baby Lachlan. What did he use? A Freddie Kruger glove? So we got him this, it's a toy set of toy chess and you put a key in it and you turn the key and it opens the chest and you can take a toy out of it these little chest. He was on my lap looking at me and I was like, what's up, bud? And he stuck the key into my nostril and my reaction of jolting back and him twisting it, it ripped my septum.

Oh, my gosh.

He was trying to open another lock.

He saw the little hole in your nose. Yes, he did.

And that just looked like another little great hole to put his key in.

Well, the positive thing is you can barely notice it.

Last week was rough because I felt like it was oozing and just leaking and it was in such a

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