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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- It's World Mosquito Day (08-20-24)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

What Blood Type Attracts The Most Mosquitos and What's The Best Way To Get Rid Of Them?

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0:00.0

Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

0:04.7

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

0:07.4

Introducing Stupiracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

0:11.0

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0:14.0

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0:16.7

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0:21.8

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0:25.1

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0:26.1

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0:30.4

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0:32.3

Remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart.

0:35.0

K. K. K.J. Cutts.

0:39.0

Today is World Mosquito Day.

0:42.0

Yay. Yay. I don't know if I'm here to celebrate them. I really don't

0:47.0

want to celebrate mosquitoes. I don't want to give them any shine.

0:50.6

Make them feel good. Right. I don't want them to feel wanted. No, they are not wanted. They don't get much of love. I don't know if they deserve any love. No, they really don't I don't know what the redeeming value is they are annoying annoying, they make your skin itch, and they

1:04.1

spread disease. What exactly is the mosquito good for other than food for birds and

1:09.0

other animals? I think that's all it is. Well then can't we make them so that they're not a pain in the behind and

1:14.0

spread disease and cause so much problem? I'm with you brother. I think the mosquitoes come after me not as much as you but I'm probably the second most eaten on the show.

1:25.6

Well there are factors that determine when mosquitoes like you or not and it's so

1:30.4

frustrating if you have somebody like my wife who they just never bite for whatever reason and so they downplay and kind of gaslight you anytime you're getting gobbled up and making you think you're being dramatic.

1:42.0

Yeah, I get it.

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