McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

British beef patties, so they're even juicier.

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

Mm. K. JJ Cutts.

I think you know that most of the bizarre stories,

at least in the US come out of Florida. But oddly enough, China's got their own set of very bizarre weird things going on.

They definitely have a bigger population than Florida, but you know, we definitely are more weird in general.

So tell me on these headlines, did this story come out of the state of Florida or the country of China?

Okay, Virginia, what do you think about this one?

A man trapped in unlocked closet for two days.

Was that Florida or China?

He's in an unlocked closet doesn't find out for two days that it was unlocked.

Oh, what do you know about that?

All you had to do was open the door, bro, your big dummy. Was that dummy a Floridian or Chinese?

It feels Florida, Kevin. I want to keep this one in the states.

I want to keep it locally grown.

That's here, that's Florida.

That feels Florida done, you're correct.

Just has an essence to it, doesn't it?

Congratulations, dude.

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