Well, I'd say my first piece of advice is don't allow your spouse to go to a high school reunion by themselves.

Especially if, you know, there's people they used to date back in the day.

Right, yeah.

Those people might be single now and looking to mingle and just go with them.

Right. I just remember hearing people talking everyone was drinking at mine.

Like, did we ever hook up?

Not talking to me.

I just heard the conversations going on.

Oh, I had a crush on you back in the day.

Things get weird at these things.

Then you're plying everybody with alcohol and you're talking about the glory days.

Yes. Yeah.

And it's fun to reminisce and get sentimental.

Currently, you hate your husband.

You hate your husband.

I mean, he's a pig.

Yeah.

Now you've done like six fireball shots and you're hugging and dancing.

What do you think's going to happen?

Well, he went to his 10-year high school reunion,

and he apparently just confessed that while he was there, he had made out with a girl,

that he used to date back in high school. They had known each other since childhood,

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