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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Chat GPT Obituaries For KVJ (08-13-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Can artificial intelligence nail a good send-off greeting for us?

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0:00.0

Kind of interesting to just give chat GPT or any kind of AI random tasks to see what it will pull up about you.

0:07.7

Because what it's doing, it's a combing the internet to try to find something to fill in the blanks in the assignment that you just gave it.

0:15.5

So what if you asked it to write your obituary?

0:18.9

What would you get back?

0:20.8

Yeah.

0:21.3

It's kind of interesting.

0:22.1

So I just basically put it in there about, you know, me hosting the KVJ show and said,

0:25.6

you know, make it kind of like a roast style obituary, short, sweet, and to the point.

0:30.7

And this is what it gave me back.

0:32.1

It said, Kevin Ralston, the voice that launched a thousand FCC complaints, has signed off for the very last time.

0:40.5

For decades, Kevin entertained and occasionally annoyed KBJ listeners with his relentless

0:44.5

opinions, suspiciously confident hair, and the kind of dad jokes that made strangers change stations.

0:52.6

Not the goal.

0:54.4

Kevin leaves behind a legacy of questionable takes, unpaid bar tabs, and a suspicious

0:59.3

amount of Taylor Swift knowledge.

1:01.5

Damn, you ran out on bar tabs.

1:04.3

According to Chad GPT, can't trust me with a bill.

1:07.8

I mean, there's roasting and then they're just being a jerk.

1:12.6

Heartbroken if someone said this about me at my funeral.

1:15.0

Chad, GPD, hates you.

1:17.0

And true KBJ fashion, his funeral will feature too much caffeine, inappropriate laughter, and at least one Florida man's story.

1:25.0

His coworkers, Virginia and J. Bird, say they'll miss him, mostly because

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