KVJ Cuts- Chat GPT Obituaries For KVJ (08-13-25)
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🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Can artificial intelligence nail a good send-off greeting for us?
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| 0:00.0 | Kind of interesting to just give chat GPT or any kind of AI random tasks to see what it will pull up about you. |
| 0:07.7 | Because what it's doing, it's a combing the internet to try to find something to fill in the blanks in the assignment that you just gave it. |
| 0:15.5 | So what if you asked it to write your obituary? |
| 0:18.9 | What would you get back? |
| 0:20.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.3 | It's kind of interesting. |
| 0:22.1 | So I just basically put it in there about, you know, me hosting the KVJ show and said, |
| 0:25.6 | you know, make it kind of like a roast style obituary, short, sweet, and to the point. |
| 0:30.7 | And this is what it gave me back. |
| 0:32.1 | It said, Kevin Ralston, the voice that launched a thousand FCC complaints, has signed off for the very last time. |
| 0:40.5 | For decades, Kevin entertained and occasionally annoyed KBJ listeners with his relentless |
| 0:44.5 | opinions, suspiciously confident hair, and the kind of dad jokes that made strangers change stations. |
| 0:52.6 | Not the goal. |
| 0:54.4 | Kevin leaves behind a legacy of questionable takes, unpaid bar tabs, and a suspicious |
| 0:59.3 | amount of Taylor Swift knowledge. |
| 1:01.5 | Damn, you ran out on bar tabs. |
| 1:04.3 | According to Chad GPT, can't trust me with a bill. |
| 1:07.8 | I mean, there's roasting and then they're just being a jerk. |
| 1:12.6 | Heartbroken if someone said this about me at my funeral. |
| 1:15.0 | Chad, GPD, hates you. |
| 1:17.0 | And true KBJ fashion, his funeral will feature too much caffeine, inappropriate laughter, and at least one Florida man's story. |
| 1:25.0 | His coworkers, Virginia and J. Bird, say they'll miss him, mostly because |
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