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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Can You Crunch Quietly? (04-09-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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It's a challenge with these random food items. Losers get shocked!

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0:00.0

Okay, a little challenge that we have today. It's called Can't Eat It Quiet.

0:05.2

We have some of the crunchiest, most delicious snacks known to mankind.

0:10.8

But can you eat it quiet?

0:13.9

Today is National ASMR Day, which is all about those, you know, listening in the sound sensitivities, Virginia.

0:22.0

You know, and some people actually have that condition where any kind of noises, too,

0:26.6

kind of throw them off a little bit.

0:28.1

I think the ASMR is like sexy eating.

0:32.9

Some people, some wives tell me that they can't stand because their husband is such a loud eater.

0:40.7

Yeah.

0:41.4

Or I guess it could be husbands think the wives are a loud eater too.

0:44.4

I think I'm a loud eater.

0:45.8

Yeah, why is this got to be a gender war?

0:48.7

Guys, girls, anybody can eat loud.

0:51.0

I like to kick up a gender war.

0:53.1

I know you do.

0:55.0

Yeah. I think they call Miss Sponia.

0:57.0

It's a condition characterized by like people when they get, they hear noises and things like that,

1:04.0

people eating, smacking their lips and all that kind of stuff.

1:07.0

It really kind of freaks them out.

1:09.0

I think I have a like case of that.

1:15.7

There are certain sounds that kind of tweak me out, and I am not down with that,

1:20.4

they're talking like this. So you hate National ASMR Day?

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