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You're Curious to learn more, head to Adobe.com forward slash express. You ever heard somebody brag about something that they really shouldn't be bragging about

because it's actually pretty stupid that they do it in the first place, but they don't recognize it?

Yes.

The other day in the deli line, I heard these two young, dushy punks.

One of the guys, they were behind me and they were talking loud.

And the one guy was bragging about how he drives so much better when he's drunk, when he is,

man, when I'm on like a fifth of Tangeray, and I've got like three beers in me. I drive so steady.

And then his buddy countered his stupidity with, yeah, man, if I got my third blunt, I drive in the bed.

They're talking so loud about how they drive with drugs and alcohol in their system.

And they were bragging about it.

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