McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

British beef patties, so they're even juicier.

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

Mm. K. J. Cutts.

All of these people in my life acting deserve. I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt.

I need to know if I am a teacher, oh, am I a teacher?

Okay, question here. Oh, am I the Jerk.

Okay, question here. They want to know, am I the jerk if I skip the step sister's wedding?

Says here, after a decade of trying, I finally got chosen to compete on Jeopardy.

This has been a dream of mine since high school.

It's a once in a lifetime experience.

My fiance just told me that his step sister is getting married for her second time

on the exact date of my Jeopardy taping. My fiance was disappointed but he told me that

Jeopardy would understand.

Well, guess what, they didn't.

The best they can do for me is a weightless, which is what I was already on for about the last

two years.

So I told my fiance, look, I can't really postpone my date to be on Jeopardy.

And he just assumed that I was going to cancel that and that's where the fight began.

He thinks that I will send a terrible message to his entire family if I skip his

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