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All of these people in my life acting desert.

I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt. I need to know if I am the jerk. Oh, am I the jerk? Okay, are you a jerk for how you go to the bathroom? Well, somebody's being called out in their email. It says, I was hanging out with a girl that I met, and we went back to chill at her place. Everything's going great until I go to the bathroom. When I came out, she was looking at me confused and upset and said, were you just

peeing standing up in my bathroom? I thought she was joking, so I kind of laughed. I'm like,

yeah. And apparently that was the wrong move because she went off on me.

What?

You know how disgusting and disrespectful that is to come to a girl's place and stand up and pee all over her bathroom?

I was shocked.

Did you get it everywhere?

Said, no.

I thought it was fine.

It was just like normal.

There wasn't anything all over the walls, not on the floors, nothing like that. But she was accused me of that. She said, you just don't need to see that kind of stuff. It gets everywhere. She's like, doesn't everybody know that you need to sit down to pee? So then she asked me to leave, and that was pretty much it. It clearly was not going to go anywhere, but I just thought that was kind of a odd thing. Is she an extreme germaphobe or is this actually a thing now? Will somebody else call me out when I go to their bathroom and stand up to pee? And by the way, it's kind of weird that she was listening that intently. Yeah, I would never be listening to any house guests. I try to not listen to anybody go to the bathroom. Dude, you dodged a bullet on this one.

Yeah, you're good.

This girl sounds nutty and you don't ask a stranger to sit when they pee.

I mean, it's a man that probably is used to standing when he pees.

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