KVJ Cuts- Am I The Jerk (05-27-26)
The KVJ Show
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🗓️ 27 May 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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I was attacked by a coworker after eating their sandwich...
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| 0:00.0 | All of these people in my life I think deserve. |
| 0:04.1 | I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt. |
| 0:06.2 | I need to know if I am the jerk. |
| 0:08.2 | Oh, am I the jerk. |
| 0:10.0 | You do something that's questionable. |
| 0:14.6 | And an employee does something in retaliation. |
| 0:19.0 | Does it look bad if you then go to the boss and tell on the employee that retaliated against you? |
| 0:23.9 | Because that's what's going on here. |
| 0:26.7 | There is this lady that sent us an email and she said, I am really struggling financially. |
| 0:32.9 | I'm a single mom with two kids and sometimes just having enough food is a struggle. |
| 0:36.6 | And some days I don't have anything to eat. So when I'm at work, I look around our work kitchen. And I will admit that I will often eat food that someone has left on the counter or sometimes behind. It looks like it's, you know, just kind of been forgotten about. I assume it was left behind. It wasn't wanted. Maybe sometimes I'm lying to myself. Well, I did this the other day. There was half a sandwich. It was kind of laying there. Still in the wrapper, all good. Oh, half a sandwich. That's good real estate, man. Spoken like a raccoon trash panda you are. I'm just saying, half a sandwich was still wrapped. We're talking the good stuff. |
| 1:12.5 | So they snagged it. |
| 1:13.7 | We're walking back to their desk, trying to be coy. |
| 1:16.8 | But another employee passes me in the hall, looks at my hand, sees the sandwich, says, |
| 1:21.6 | that's my sandwich. |
| 1:23.4 | She snatches it directly out of my hand, gets in my face, then accuses me of being the one who's always stealing her lunch. |
| 1:31.4 | Before I could even respond, she hauls off and hits me in the mouth. |
| 1:35.3 | Oh, Lord. |
| 1:36.8 | She says, maybe that'll teach you to keep your mouth away from other people's food. |
| 1:41.2 | There was nobody else around. |
| 1:43.0 | So I was just standing there stunned. I go back to my cubicle and I cried. |
| 1:48.1 | I then realized that my front tooth was loose, hoping that it would go back. It did not and it came out. |
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