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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Am I The Jerk (05-27-26)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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I was attacked by a coworker after eating their sandwich...

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0:00.0

All of these people in my life I think deserve.

0:04.1

I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt.

0:06.2

I need to know if I am the jerk.

0:08.2

Oh, am I the jerk.

0:10.0

You do something that's questionable.

0:14.6

And an employee does something in retaliation.

0:19.0

Does it look bad if you then go to the boss and tell on the employee that retaliated against you?

0:23.9

Because that's what's going on here.

0:26.7

There is this lady that sent us an email and she said, I am really struggling financially.

0:32.9

I'm a single mom with two kids and sometimes just having enough food is a struggle.

0:36.6

And some days I don't have anything to eat. So when I'm at work, I look around our work kitchen. And I will admit that I will often eat food that someone has left on the counter or sometimes behind. It looks like it's, you know, just kind of been forgotten about. I assume it was left behind. It wasn't wanted. Maybe sometimes I'm lying to myself. Well, I did this the other day. There was half a sandwich. It was kind of laying there. Still in the wrapper, all good. Oh, half a sandwich. That's good real estate, man. Spoken like a raccoon trash panda you are. I'm just saying, half a sandwich was still wrapped. We're talking the good stuff.

1:12.5

So they snagged it.

1:13.7

We're walking back to their desk, trying to be coy.

1:16.8

But another employee passes me in the hall, looks at my hand, sees the sandwich, says,

1:21.6

that's my sandwich.

1:23.4

She snatches it directly out of my hand, gets in my face, then accuses me of being the one who's always stealing her lunch.

1:31.4

Before I could even respond, she hauls off and hits me in the mouth.

1:35.3

Oh, Lord.

1:36.8

She says, maybe that'll teach you to keep your mouth away from other people's food.

1:41.2

There was nobody else around.

1:43.0

So I was just standing there stunned. I go back to my cubicle and I cried.

1:48.1

I then realized that my front tooth was loose, hoping that it would go back. It did not and it came out.

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