KVJ Cuts- Am I The Jerk (05-05-26)

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🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Am I The Jerk For Defunding My Wife’s Ozempic?

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0:00.0	Everybody talked about it since I first moved to Oregon.
0:04.0	The big one, the earthquake that trashed the whole West Coast, total destruction.
0:09.0	Officially calling it the largest natural disaster in American history.
0:13.0	I just didn't know what would help me next.
0:15.3	So I took it all.
0:16.6	Even the gun.
0:18.2	It was time.
0:19.7	Sello?
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0:33.1	All of these people in my life I can desert.
0:35.9	I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt.
0:38.0	I need to know if I am the jerk.
0:40.1	Oh, am I the jerk?
0:41.8	Oh, am I the jerk?
0:44.0	So this guys want to know if he is a jerk for defunding his wife's OZempic.
0:50.4	It says, my wife's doctor told her that she was 60 pounds overweight.
0:55.4	So we got her on Ozempic and the weight just started to fall off.
0:59.3	And then she started to reemerge to be that confident woman that I had married.
1:04.2	Her pre baby body came back and you could tell she was feeling it.
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