All of these people in my life acting desert.

I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt.

I need to know if I am the jerk.

Oh, am I the jerk?

Okay.

This guy wants to know, is he the jerk for leaving his pregnant wife at home to go on a St.

Patty's Day pub crawl?

The email says, my mother-in-law lit into me because I went to O'Shea's on Saturday,

leaving my eight-month pregnant wife at home alone.

Now, my wife said it was, or my mother-in-law said it was irresponsible to leave a woman

that pregnant home alone. She said I had better

learn to start acting like a father before my baby gets here. But my wife was totally fine with

it. She's very large, can barely move and gets hot really easily. She also can't drink,

and she doesn't fit well into tight spaces.

My wife just wanted the quiet time, home alone.

Her mom often likes to keep score in our relationship,

so I'm not surprised at how upset she got when she came to our place on Sunday

to realize that I too was not at home just

waiting on our bundle of joy. Am I really the jerk? Look, man, if you and your wife have a

understanding and you guys get your situation, that's all that matters. What other people think,

you know, they're not going to get y'all. If you guys are

cool, that's all that really matters at the end of the day. Yeah. I, I, you know, maybe I'm very

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