KUWTK S3E11 | What’s Yours Is Mine

Kar Dishin' It: All Things Kardashian

Jessica Jean Jardine and Marcy Jarreau

After Shows, Entertainment News, Tv & Film, News

4.7 • 716 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Can you believe we’re just two short weeks away from the premiere of Season 16 of KUWTK? We’re so excited but also savoring our final, few vintage recaps! In this one, Kourt and Kim are at each other’s throats over borrowed clothing while young Kylie gets in trouble for wearing makeup just 10 years before become a damn makeup mogul. We also sift through all the week’s Kardashian-related headlines, including Khloe’s dumb Insta mantras finally getting her in trouble, Jordyn rising from the ashes of scandal, Kourtney’s truly hilarious photoshop fail, and so much more! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at [email protected]!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Kardashian, the podcast about all things Kardashian. I'm Jessica Jarden.
0:14.7	And I'm Marcy Jaro. Marcy. How are you, my friend? I'm good. Oh, man. Are you really feeling this mercury retrograde?
0:24.0	Yeah. I was I was sort of griping a bit about this before we started recording, but our therapist is gone on vacation.
0:32.8	And it's mercury retrograde. And I think it is so wild. I'm having the most Mercury Retrograde.
0:39.1	I'm having quite a big one because I, yeah, they're like, like Thursday, Friday, Saturday
0:46.0	and Sunday had like Kate very like like what the fuck moments.
0:50.5	Yes.
0:50.9	Where it's like, did we talk about this last week?
0:53.0	Like to me, the epitome of Mercury Retgrade isn't just like, oh, yeah, things are
0:58.2	shitty.
0:58.7	It's like, oh, well, you sounded like, so I thought, so then I did.
1:03.8	And now I'm sad.
1:05.2	And what you meant was what?
1:06.5	Like that feeling of just like, herky, jerky, but like hurt feelings and misunderstanding there was a
1:13.1	a dog fight a four pit bull dog fight next door yeah what the fuck happened and it was like a fucking
1:19.7	crime scene there was blood everywhere i call 911 because you know i always do i make it my
1:26.4	business to call.
1:27.8	You take advantage of what your tax dollars support.
1:30.6	One.
1:31.8	But it was like, who even knows what happened other than it was like a dog owner who their dogs got, their four dogs were being walked together and like got into a fucking fight that was so bloody and gory and I cannot
1:45.4	believe I how how did it even get that far I have no idea I just heard like the like crazy noises
1:52.9	I thought it was coyotes eating a dog so I run outside because my instinct is to run towards danger
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