Hello and welcome to Cardition at the podcast about all things Kardashian.

I'm the well, Marcy Jaro.

There we go.

Oh, no.

I'm the unwell, Jessica Jarden.

But I'm on the mend.

I'm better.

I'm a little better.

I have a bottle of Purell between us.

Marcy showed up with a pump, like one of the pump things, a big old pumping of Purell.

It's advanced and it kills the most germs.

I actually should have one of those in here um yes uh i'm sick uh so that's why this is a day late but um i need a contingency plan yeah we need to do like a fake stupid episode that way you have to have some evergreen thing that we can like throw on for a day like today but you know when Kim

Kardashian has her third baby via surrogate you got to be there I just it's hard we're

really tethered to these real people and they're real lives and they won't stop having

babies that was so many babies I knew when we were talking yesterday about contingency plans and whether to find a guest host or what to do, I was pouting really hard on top of being sick, just pouting that I wasn't going to get to talk about the new baby.

I was like, but that's the week of the baby.

But we're here now.

We're here.

Maybe, you know, maybe the rest of January will settle into somewhat normalcy.

I mean, we'll hit it in February, guys.

We'll see what happens.

Sorry.

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