Hello,

Hello everybody, it's your Telfalgadorian alien wizard, Holden McNeely and it's me your captured alien porn star

Jake and it's me Kilgore Trout.

Ooh, I like to write all the good ones.

You heard of the one about the aliens that make a machine that makes men pee, but they pee too much in the

bolt. That's not an actual Kilgort Trial premise. And today we have a special favorite guest on

the stream. My dear friend, Andrew Yakira, he is a man who's worked in publishing for quite some

time. At one point, he's worked as an editor at Penguin Random House.

That's correct.

And is continuing to do publishing consultancy work and things like that.

And he's, as Jake called it, Jake said, we need to get a book guy.

And I said, I know a book guy.

I said, oh, words hurt my brain.

Ew.

Where's the anime boobs?

I don't get it.

And then I tried to eat my Nintendo Switch JoyCon because I was so scared at the flat letters on the page.

So, Andrew, Andrew, thank you so much for being here.

And, of course, there are other reasons, you know, one one reason.

I think I even saw you respond.

There was like a Twitter thing about Vonnegut, and I saw your response.

So it felt serendipitous a little bit.

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