Kurt’s Pizza Registry

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty tell stories about a Chilean man who is accidentally paid 286% his normal salary resigns and disappears, a man forced to use a British accident to navigate his rental car, the Domino’s Pizza wedding registry and a man waking up in sleeper train to find it never left station!

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0:00.0	It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child.
0:04.4	For many, it's their biggest fear.
0:06.4	Amarissa Jones, host of The Vanished.
0:08.9	A podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons cases,
0:13.6	in an effort to uncover the truth.
0:15.8	Follow The Vanished on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:20.4	All right, you ready for this?
0:23.1	Here it is. Big news.
0:25.1	Bananas is coming to the middle of the country. Kansas City, October 20th, Minneapolis,
0:34.4	October 21st. Get your tickets on our Instagram, link in stories, link in profile.
0:41.4	We're going to blow these shows out. It's going to be fantastic.
0:44.6	Kansas City on October 20th, we're at the improv.
0:47.7	October 21st, we're in Minneapolis at the Parkway Theater.
0:51.3	It's going to be great. Get your tickets now. We'll see you, Charlie, for module B there.
0:56.4	And now let's get into the actual episode.
1:00.3	Hey, Kurt, why don't I go first today?
1:03.0	You know what? It's a special day when you go first. I love these things.
1:06.1	Probably five out of a hundred and ten or something like that.
1:11.6	For a good reason. Chilean man, who got paid 286 times as normal salary,
1:19.4	resigns and disappears. Yes!
1:24.4	Anti-work movement.
1:25.8	Well, today is going to bring great fortune to you on this episode of Bananas.
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