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The Nick DiPaolo Show

Kurt Metzger | Nick Di Paolo Show #1326

The Nick DiPaolo Show

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Comedy, Thenickdipaoloshow, Politics, Nickdipaolo, Rogan, Comedian, Cumia, News

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Nick interviews comedian, Kurt Metzger.

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0:00.0

Boys and girls, please take a moment to share today's episode with someone who values free speech and enjoys brutally honest comedy and

0:07.7

I'll talk to you on the other side.

0:37.7

Welcome to the show folks final day of the week. What is this right before Christmas right Dallas? Yeah, happy happy

0:54.2

quanzas folks and Ramadhan and all that other whole shit great great guest today one of the funniest comics

1:01.7

work and man and I mean that to me this side of a good comic is when you go you don't know what's going to come out of his mouth next little unpredictable on stage and

1:11.3

basically says fuck your feelings here how it is and the great Kurt Mats get Kurt what's going on pal? I know for let me comment on you look like a professor at NYU what's going on here you got I that's a great beard it's a

1:27.2

good I just a beard beard hair loss the professor look they call it nobody why do you look way healthier or is it me? Oh I've been no I've been I didn't go to NYU I don't the professors are

1:42.4

higher I went out I got I lived by runny and so I started hiking and then going to jib and stuff so it's uh I also I think in New York

1:51.9

I wasn't getting enough but even be like a lot like Jay had to go get shots remember that yeah shots for his deficiency yeah you look

2:02.8

honest to God I mean this is weird you look younger than last time I saw you we were doing horse and peak yeah right what was like five years ago I think in the pandemic I didn't do nothing I just was uh inside all time

2:14.2

you look like a bloated corpse of when they find me later you look like honest God fucking blow me away you can you look like you're doing commercials for fucking leopitour some shit um you think I can be a little bit different

2:29.6

you know you look at least in this I don't if you have a filter on me you look like a

2:35.4

this is natural lighting through the window I was expecting I don't know I was expecting a more disheveled uh I don't

2:43.2

but I see you got the vape still going yeah I know I still have a thing I know I started drinking too I was like I'm

2:49.6

gonna work out and also start drinking again so I did that you gotta do something if you're gonna work out steady you

2:55.3

gotta have a release I don't right you gotta have to you gotta have a few hops you know because I even

3:01.1

hard to go the chair I go in I'm in there like half an hour get my dick sucked in the bathroom I'm out

3:05.6

the 90 second street why I have it know what machines we have I've been blown on the peck deck a few times but that

3:17.1

was uh equinox that was that equinox there's some type of introduction plan um no that's I'm just

3:24.0

fucking I'm laughing because you look I just way younger um by the way this guy has won an Emmy award for

3:30.7

writing for amy shaman and a p-bitty so no so hold on I really didn't somebody my thing wait

3:37.7

oh go ahead now oh jeez oh I think we I think if we talk at the same time it does that I have to wait

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