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Mr. Depala no one could be as nasty as you pretend to be unless they really wanted to be disliked.

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

Take it easy. Welcome on a filthy Wednesday folks. How are you? Great show today. My guest a killer comic man. I watch him and I go I should have handled it that way.

And I wouldn't be in this position. Dave Smith, New York guy really friggin funny really smart.

Always on top of the news and Dave thanks for doing the show appreciate it man.

Thanks for having me glad to have you man you're one of the few guys out there that and I'm serious when I watch you I go goddamn it.

I get jealous a lot of bits and I'm like I guess I didn't have to say can't as much.

What's going on man? I mean what's the you still in the York right?

No no I'm at in Jersey now I got out of I got out of New York with all the COVID in Saturday.

I was just going to say this guy when I asked that I'm like he wouldn't stick around with that boy shit.

No I mean I'm not not that New Jersey is much better but I'm out in like the country in New Jersey.

So I got a big piece of property and got my family the fuck out of that shit.

You hear that? That's a committee's got a big piece of property in New Jersey and he's got a family.

So it can be done you can you can do comedy and sell coke to kids in your free time.

Jared a lot of people don't know that about Jersey by the way I didn't even till I did a gig with Colin Quinn.

I think it was a college is it was a beautiful theater in the middle of nowhere and we're driving through all this beautiful country.

And I had only seen like most of the Americans only seen the term pike and no work.

It's like a weird it's weird it's like everything else in the country like it happens it happens slowly.

And so you kind of just get used to it slowly but then all the sudden you're like wait is there a fucking dude in a song giving a lap dance to like a seven year old like how did we get here.

But it's like it is like I grew up in New York City so my whole life I'm from Brooklyn born and raised and then a certain point it was just kind of like wait a minute.

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