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0:00.0	My family thinks I'm crazy.
0:02.4	A podcast where I, your host,
0:04.5	try to give you some tips on how you can explain all this weird, wild, crazy conspiracy stuff
0:12.2	to the people you love most.
0:14.5	Because that's what I've been trying to do for the past 10 years with no success.
0:19.9	I've been telling everybody that I give a minute shit. But every time I do, my family thinks I'm crazy. for the past 10 years with no success. any more than he's on how I'm facing Aluminati might control They're sacrificing babies The end of days But anyways My family thinks are crazy They don't want to listen to you No they don't want to listen They don't want to hear it They're just like oh here we go Mark Off again Yeah Yeah So you know That's the thing about Podcasts When you're on the air, and it's like therapy, you know?
0:55.1	If I can't talk to my family about this stuff, I'll talk to you, Matt,
0:58.4	and all our listeners.
1:00.8	You know, just tell your whole podcast.
1:02.6	Yeah.
1:03.2	So who are we talking about today, Matt?
1:05.5	They think that I'm crazy.
1:07.6	They really think that I'm crazy.
1:10.0	They really think that I'm crazy They really think that I'm crazy
1:11.9	My family thinks that I'm crazy
1:15.2	That are crazy
1:15.3	That's why
1:17.8	You're allowed to do that, okay
1:23.9	But you're finite
1:25.6	So think of zero point energy Free energy energy forever. That's God. That's what that is. God's infinite. You know the theologians say God's infinite and you're finite, so you need a infinite source to draw from to... What else would zero point energy be, dude? Unlimited energy forever? That's God power to me. I don't know the science
1:44.6	of it, but I'm telling you, that's what the fuck that is and they're tap it into. So because of that,
1:49.9	that's why we live in the cleopote. As we live in a vampire fucking universe, dude, everything's
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