Kurt Metzger Exposes “Wizard Schools,” Secret Levels Above the President & More | TFATK Ep. 1144

The Fighter & The Kid

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Sports

4.3 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen sit down with comedian Kurt Metzger for one of the most unhinged, hilarious, and unexpectedly deep conversations in show history.

From wild conspiracy theories, to Kundalini symbolism, to “wizard schools” in Austin, the crew dives into everything from secret levels above the President to whether magic, evil, and power structures are actually connected.

Kurt breaks down books like Tragedy and Hope, cosmic-level clearance, and why some people believe the world is run by forces way beyond what we see publicly. The guys also riff on:

The ‘33 spine/Jesus’ symbolism
Why some elites believe in magic & rituals
Blood sacrifice & historical wars
Underground bases & hidden rooms
Who REALLY runs the world
Levels of power above the U.S. President
Austin “wizard schools”
The psychology of pure evil
Kurt’s viral rap bit & comedy breakdowns

All mixed with nonstop jokes, roast battles, and classic TFATK chaos.

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0:00.0	This is really the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Kurt Metzker with white cloth and a pipe. Are you gonna light that pipe or just gonna sit there? He has a whole routine. First of all, it's very clogged. Oh. Oh, I love pipes, man. I stole it from Scott Horton has a pipe when I went. You know Scott Horton?
0:21.2	No. Pretty smart guy, dude. He wrote a couple of, anyway, look, hey, check him out. But he had a pipe with him. We were smoking weed out of that was like this. And, uh, yeah, they called, you a big, big big, big, what do you mean by big? I mean, so five, six four. You smoke every day?
0:37.8	You are a big kid.
0:38.3	Do I smoke every day?
0:39.1	Yes.
0:39.6	You do.
0:39.8	Okay.
0:40.4	We can say that.
0:41.2	Only for. Big weed smoker. What do you mean by big? I mean, six, four. You smoke every day?
0:37.7	You are a big kid.
0:38.3	Do I smoke every day?
0:39.1	Yes.
0:39.8	Okay.
0:40.1	We can say that.
0:41.1	Only fun I got to work. Yeah, but if you're doing every day. Now, you can. When I work, I do. You have a whole routine for a podcast. You got three white claws. Yeah. I just become ritual.
0:50.4	You forgot the shoes.
0:51.7	You said you were going to bring some kids.
0:53.0	I didn't bring my, I didn't bring the, I didn't charge him up.
0:57.2	I ran the batteries out at Skank Fest. I like that. You have a whole routine, man. How is Skank? No, on podcast, dude. I usually will get real. I stole it from Mike Malice. I stole a pipe from Scott Horton and Mike Malice. You ever see what he dresses up like for shit?
1:11.5	I was just talking to him today.
1:12.7	I love Michael.
1:13.6	Okay, the one where he's talking to Jordan Peterson. He has ultimate warrior face paint. He dressed like the guy. Do I know this guy? He dressed like the guy with the horns, the guy who got. It's not that hard to find the real hat. but it for so i kind of read like the guy but not really but still hilarious visual
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