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"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice

Kurt Metzger - Episode #323

"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice

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News, Politics, Talk Radio

4.72.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes the hilarious comedian, Kurt Metzger, onto the podcast to share his unique perspective on writing authentic comedy, the irony of having informative conversations with people who truly don’t want to learn, and the strange lenses you must wear to survive in New York City. x.com/kurtmetzger youtube.com/@kurtmetzgercomedy This episode was filmed live at The Creek and The Cave in Austin, Texas: creekandcave.com Order THE WHITE PILL: http://whitepillbook.com/ Order THE ANARCHIST HANDBOOK: https://www.amzn.com/B095DVF8FJ Order THE NEW RIGHT: https://amzn.to/2IFFCCu Order DEAR READER: https://t.co/vZfTVkK6qf?amp=1   https://twitter.com/michaelmalice https://instagram.com/michaelmalice https://malice. locals.com https://youtube.com/michaelmaliceofficial    Intro song: "Out of Reach" by Legendary House Cats https://thelegendaryhousecats.bandcamp.com/   The newest episode of "YOUR WELCOME" releases on iTunes and YouTube every Wednesday! Please subscribe and leave a review.   This week's sponsors: Homes.com – We’ve Done Your Homework: Homes.com Lumen – Handheld Metabolic Tracker and Guide: Lumen.me/MALICE (15% off) PlutoTV – Streaming TV: Pluto.tv (Free) Sheath - Dual Pouch Underwear: sheathunderwear.com , promo code: MALICE (20% off)

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The whole city is that mean.

0:03.0

Yeah, this is fine.

0:05.0

You're like this and everything's on fire.

0:06.0

This is fine.

0:07.0

Okay, so that was pretty cool for a while,

0:09.0

but depending on what's going on,

0:11.0

the this is fine thing it becomes absurd right going on some line. We can be in the city right.

0:25.0

I mean, just keep drunk and stay in time. Good afternoon Michael Malice here. Let that be your welcome for the next hour.

0:48.0

We are live here at the Creek in the Cave in beautiful sunny Austin. My guest today is a returning

0:54.7

guest, one of the few people in earth who can out talk me. By which I mean I'd

0:58.0

rather shut up and listen them talk than hear myself talk. Kurt Metzker you might

1:01.6

find him at Kurt Metzker comedy

1:02.7

com to catch his shows. Highly recommend watching him perform live. I've seen

1:07.8

you probably like five times at this point and I always piss myself because you

1:11.1

don't have the same act a lot of its current events that you always just

1:13.6

I switch it up because of all. And you also know him from being guest on Jimmy

1:18.6

Doerr all the time. The great thing is, Kurt, whenever we hang out, you're just always mid-rant, and I'm like,

1:24.9

save him for the camera, because you are just about to drop a great one.

1:28.5

So let me set you up, because there was a clip, I was on Rogan last week talking about Officer officer Harris and there was a clip where he's like if the Democrats cared about

1:35.6

Officer Harris.

1:36.6

Well yeah, officer come on

1:39.2

Can I have him in the front when he's talking about officer Harris and then he goes look at

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