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🗓️ 29 July 2025
⏱️ 100 minutes
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The First Episode of Derp with Kurp, Live every Monday, this episode features a smattering of Kurp's absurd and audacious truisms and truth bomb, Duncan uses his "magical powers" to remote view dead notable dongs, and channel their form through his computer psy-ware. Kurt interviews a guy who got debanked and is fighting to get out of financial Alcatraz. Epstein, Clinton, Trump oh my! Tune in each Monday for live episodes with Host Kurt Metzger and "Engineer" Mark, aka Mystic Mark.
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0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in. |
0:21.6 | This is not an episode of the My Family Thinks on Crazy podcast, an episode of |
0:27.5 | DIRP with KERP, which I happen to be the audio engineer, the producer, the co-host of sorts. This is the first episode. I'm not going to be |
0:42.2 | posting these episodes on this feed. I'm just posting this here to give my audience a heads |
0:49.0 | up that will be going live every Monday. So please follow me there because I will be on the show in some |
0:56.4 | capacity and I will be helping Kurt book the guests. So I enjoy this first episode with |
1:05.5 | yours truly on Dirk with KP hosted by Kurt Metzker. |
1:12.2 | The hysterical Duncan Truzzle was today's first guest, |
1:17.7 | and we also had Josh Moon, the creator of Kiwi Farms. |
1:24.4 | Very controversial character, who I have no clue who he is. |
1:29.9 | So if this guest is not for you, I apologize, but I promise you will love Kurp and Dirk with Kerk. |
1:40.8 | Kerk Metzger. |
1:43.8 | How many times am I going to screw that up? Kurt Metzger. How many times am I going to screw that up? |
1:46.0 | Kurt Metzger, obviously. |
1:49.0 | It's funny because I've been a fan of Kurt Metzger for a long time. |
1:53.0 | I remember seeing him on Comedy Central when I was younger and seeing him on different late night spots when I would watch late night television |
2:05.9 | back in the 2000 and teens. But anyways, yeah, very interesting synchronicity. There's |
2:13.2 | already been a couple people who hit me up saying, oh, cool that you're on this show. So shout out to |
2:18.1 | everybody who's a fan of Kurt Metzger and anybody who's new to Kurt Metzger, he's definitely |
2:24.8 | up your alley if you like my show. He's definitely somewhere in between me and Sam Tripoli, a very funny comic like Sam Tripoli, but also a very |
2:38.2 | deep conspiracy theorist who does his own research. So I'm excited to embark on this next |
2:45.9 | podcast path. I will be stepping down from my spot as the producer of the low value mail podcast, |
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