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Have you ever met somebody who's so bad at their job

that they actually go all the way around to being like a genius at doing the opposite of their job.

And now I was a waiter for many, many years, I know it's a tough job,

but this woman was like, it was as if she had never been in a restaurant in her life.

And actually that's even too kind.

It was almost as if she had just landed on a spaceship from outer space,

and then the first structure she walked into

was a restaurant, and they were like, here's a job.

And she was like, what are words?

Because we ordered two Bloody Mary's and after about 15 minutes in an empty

restaurant she came out with two drinks one was pink and one was brown, and we were simply confused. And I said,

why are those two different colors and she just went and she just went

and disappeared inside was gone for 10 minutes and then came out with them unchanged and put them on the

table and I was like what happened in there? Did she just like walk into a

kitchen just full of 16 foot tall ants from outer space and she's like

Hoopop and they're all like

Just flipping through Encyclopedia Britannica's and watching old episodes I love Lucy

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