"Kumail Nanjiani"

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4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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This week we host the illustrious Kumail Nanjiani to discuss weight gain tips, the definition of a real man, and a snake fighting a mongoose. “Happy birthday, thank you very much!”

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0:00.0	So, so, so, so, listen, this is a this is a three-some intro. Um, and we just let's not, can we
0:15.4	not? Well, I think it's, uh, it's safer to call it that so that there's no, there's no surprises.
0:22.1	Um, you know, let's label it as dangerous as possible. It's established some rules. And then
0:27.6	enjoy the three-some, you know, should we say our names in the three-some? It's better not to know
0:33.0	your names. Um, well, would you, what would your safe word be? Well, let's just start by cutting all
0:38.2	these lights. Um, and I just know that darkness is usually the best. Just like whatever happens
0:44.4	happen. Yeah, that my safe word is chicken and waffles. Chicken and waffles, okay? And this is very
0:50.0	dark in here now. This is great. Okay. And I will just mine will be constant to know, Paul. And what
0:55.6	about your friend with the, ooh, that's handsy. Was that you? I'm done. You're already finished.
1:02.8	Huh. Well, then let's get to the show. Here's smartless.
1:05.3	Smartless. Smartless. Smartless. Smartless. Smartless. Smartless.
1:25.8	Sean, now you were going to say something and that of great importance. No, I just said I, I have two
1:26.5	openers. I could tell you about my colonoscopy or I could, we could talk about Scotty's birthday today.
1:30.9	Oh, I do. What do you mean two openers? Two openers. Do you think about what you're going to talk about?
1:35.2	Yeah, well, just before I came on, I was like, Oh, it's Scotty's birthday. And I wanted to
1:39.6	tell you about my colonoscopy. Well, first of all, to column openers. Okay. First of all, I know
1:43.8	you hate that, you hate that. If you can, guys, let's not fight already. Let me just say this.
1:49.2	If you can't decide whether to talk about your husband's birthday, your colonoscopy,
1:54.4	then you guys, you guys are in trouble. They are synonymous. Well, I mean, anyway, well,
2:02.3	when was your colonoscopy? Well, colonoscopy is really fast. I mentioned this to Jason the other
2:08.1	day. He's like, you got to tell us on the pocket. So when I had earlier this summer, I was, I
2:11.9	have my colonoscopy. And I was like, I got to think of something right before I go under. And so,
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