Kumail Nanjiani

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 11.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ ? minutes

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0:00.0	I'm gonna tell you first about this lady breakfast.
0:03.2	I'm gonna hear that this is what we should be doing.
0:05.4	More interesting, yeah.
0:06.4	Okay, I'm a breakfast.
0:07.4	I'm a breakfast and I sit like this sometimes.
0:10.6	I actually turn around like a cat.
0:12.1	You're sitting on your haunches.
0:13.2	Yeah, like this.
0:14.2	Yeah, got it.
0:15.2	And then, so yeah, for the next.
0:16.2	Yeah, for the next.
0:17.2	Yeah, for the next.
0:18.2	Yeah, for the next.
0:19.2	Anyway, I ordered my food and she's sitting over here and then a whole breakfast goes
0:23.1	fine.
0:24.1	And then when I leave, we're leaving at the same time and I almost slip by the crosswalk
0:26.9	so I go, I almost wiped out.
0:29.4	You were supposed to save me because she's just, I was talking to a total stranger.
0:33.4	But I slid almost into the street and I thought she might grab me by the scruff and save
0:37.5	me.
0:38.5	She couldn't care less.
0:39.0	And she goes, oh, why do you sit like that?
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