Kumail Nanjiani

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Comedian, actor, and writer Kumail Nanjiani feels apologetic about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Kumail sits down with Conan to discuss his recent absence on the television program, coming from a hardworking family, having incredible balance, hating Ferris Bueller, and the best way to reward oneself. Plus, Conan responds to a listener voicemail about being a godfather. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. This episode is sponsored by Mizzen+Main (www.comfortable.af code: CONAN), Clif Bar (www.clifbar.com/CONAN), Zinus (www.zinus.com/CONAN), State Farm (1-800-STATE-FARM), Ben & Jerry's (www.benjerry.com), ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/CONAN), and Hair Club (www.hairclub.com/CONAN).

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Camille Nanjiani and I feel apologetic about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:30.0	I can tell that we are going to meet friends.
0:34.1	Well, hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend.
0:38.4	This is the penultimate episode of Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend of the season.
0:43.6	Not the show.
0:44.3	Not the show.
0:45.0	We are coming back the penultimate episode.
0:48.4	Yeah.
0:49.0	Not the final.
0:49.6	I love using that word.
0:50.5	I don't get to use it much.
0:51.6	Do you ever use anti-penultimate?
0:53.6	No, what is anti-penultimate?
0:54.7	That's like third to last.
0:55.9	Third to last?
0:56.6	Yeah.
0:57.1	Well, you think it'd be the opposite of that, does it make sense?
1:00.3	So the third from last is the anti-penultimate.
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:03.8	That's stupid.
1:06.0	Remind me never to take a long road trip with you.
1:08.3	I think I'd strangle you.
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