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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Kumail Nanjiani

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.59K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2011

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

There's plenty weird about my hilarious friend Kumail Nanjiani to get the show started off right! I've been good friends with Kumail for ten years so we're able to go deep into his comedy (specifically how his early voice was so different from his style now), his marriage (Kumail is one of the few young, married comedians I know) and his thoughts on religion. Buckle up for weirdness! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now entering nerdist.com

0:05.0

You make weird, you make weird, you make weird, oh yeah

0:11.0

You make weird, you make weird, you make weird, oh yeah

0:17.5

You made it weird, with me at home

0:20.5

You make weird, you make weird, oh yeah

0:23.5

I wish we were rolling right now, are we?

0:25.5

Yeah, we are, we are rolling

0:27.0

I'm now back to frozen pillow, it is good to be here

0:30.0

Hi, my name is Petrus, suddenly I'm a Russian exchange student

0:34.0

Guys, hey, welcome to the very first episode of You Made It Weird

0:37.5

I'm your host Pete Holmes

0:39.5

That's a premiere, this is a premiere moment

0:41.5

This is the first time that that word has been set on the podcast, you made it weird

0:45.5

You made it weird, I'm sure people have said that, that's something that you say

0:49.5

You know, we're talking about something and then you're like

0:52.5

You know, I have to wash daily or a rash grows and then someone else made it weird

0:56.5

You made it weird, yeah

0:57.5

Like we were just talking about our favorite movie, and you had to bring a rash into it

1:01.5

What did I do?

1:02.5

No, no, you really owned that scene, wow, good acting instincts

1:05.5

You really believed that we were talking just then

1:08.5

Anyway, this is, first of all, thank you for listening to this in the first place

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