Hi, my name is Kamel Njiani.

And I feel Twitter-pated about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

That's huge.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I am sitting here with Sonam

Obsessian, Matt Gourley. What's that? I say hello. Yeah. Yeah. You brought up an issue.

You doodled as this cool looking guy. I doodle this guy. He's wearing, I don't know why I

doodled him, but he's, he's wearing farmers overalls. I don't know that he has a shirt on. He's got a big mustache. I don't know why I drew this guy. I don't know who this guy is. You guys both love the 70s so much, which I think is very like mustache heavy. And I'm just curious why you guys have never, like, you've never grown a mustache. I've had a mustache. Just a mustache.

Just a mustache.

Not for long.

In theory, I really want to do it.

In my mind, Sam Elliott.

In the mirror, Ned Flanders.

So you come out as Ned Flanders.

I think so.

I think that my mustache doesn't, well, first of all, I've had a beard and accompanying mustache.

But a mustache alone, I would look sort of like Michael Kane in dirty, rotten scoundrels.

You know, like it's- Oh, but that's not a horrible look.

No, no, no.

What I'm saying is it's Michael Kane, so he can do anything because he's Michael a horrible look. No, no, no. What I'm saying is it's, it's Michael Kane.

So he can do anything because he's Michael Kane.

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