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🗓️ 27 May 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | So I'm out there along the beach with Nicole, Richie and Jan Deck, the Swedish musician. |
0:25.2 | We're eating soft-crubs and we're on Chinkertik Island, |
0:33.3 | after Costa Virginia, and we're eating soft-crubs and we're doing San Castle Contest. |
0:39.3 | And Jan Deck has built a San Castle that is very ornate and it's impressive. |
0:50.9 | And Nicole, of course, has said, oh, well, I built my child at home and it looks nice as well. |
0:58.0 | And then they get to mind and they say, where's your San Castle? And I say, well, it's very simple, |
1:01.7 | my dears. I built San Castle Beach and it's huge. And I win first prize and we are celebrating |
1:13.5 | Chomping on More Soft-Show Crab's. And Nicole says, hey, why don't you put some of this sauce on |
1:20.0 | there? And she takes out like a Ziploc bag full of like a hallucinogenic goo. |
1:26.8 | Oh my god. Wow. So we're spreading that on the crabs and we're chomping down. |
1:33.9 | What, you know, that's gross to you. A little bit. Why? Why are you mixing seafood with |
1:38.8 | hallucinogenic goo? What do you put your hallucinogenic goo on? Like, what is it, |
1:43.8 | compliment? Because I know it's like white wine goes with chicken and fish. I think it's like a |
1:49.0 | like a like a wheat thin wheat thin for the goo. Oh, that's interesting. So it really is more of like |
1:55.3 | a party favorite dip situation and it's not part of a heavy meal. More of a a derv a platter if you |
2:01.2 | will snack. When we started this conversation, cool up. I'm here with cool up. I was pissed at you. |
2:06.9 | Because the face you made, I went fucking judge my goo story. And now I see that you really |
2:16.2 | put some thought into this. And in fact, it was a little bit heavy to have all those crabs in me |
2:23.7 | when I was tripping billies as Dave Matthews likes to say. Yeah, I just think the textures. |
2:31.0 | It's they're two different. That didn't help either. That didn't help either. |
2:35.7 | So in the future, I will put it on some wheat fins when I want to trip billies like Dave Matthews |
2:40.3 | likes to say. But cool up is here. What's my last name? Vlaesok. Why are you shaking? What have you |
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