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The Sevan Podcast

Sevan Matossian

Education, Self-improvement

4.6 • 720 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	That, that, that, that.
0:05.0	I thought I was gonna sneeze. That deep breath you took was crazy.
0:09.0	Good morning, Bryson. I was wearing that last night.
0:14.0	It's best fatty that exists. It is. It's shits cozy.
0:19.0	Good morning.
0:25.5	Taylor, you look like your, uh, what, what's, what's that with Taylor's jacket?
0:26.4	Where are you going?
0:27.6	I'm fucking injured.
0:29.6	Oh.
0:55.1	Wow. Oh, God. I never even thought about that. You, you, there's a point you're going to get old and not be able to do kill Taylor anymore. Shut the fuck up, dude. Shut the fuck up. I'm already in a fucking bad mood. Do we have insurance for this show? Hey. How's your background, Paul? Shut the fuck up, Peter. Every fucking game's athlete on the planet gets hurt. They're like, oh, I have to withdraw. Oh, I competitions i'm beat up and i fucking i wake up in the morning you didn't post the black and white
0:59.5	picture shout up motherfucker i'm sitting in his i'm sitting my fucking leather chair one morning
1:04.0	with my fucking knee cross drinking coffee reading a fucking book and i get up my fucking back spasms
1:09.8	so relax it's just a fucking muscle spasm and I'm not a fucking retarded troglodyte that's going to go and fucking put myself in a cellar for a month for this fucking workout. Those two things are mutually exclusive but okay. Hey, so you hurt yourself just sitting there? I just had a, yeah, every like year, every two or three years, I'll have a fucking back spasm from the most retarded shit. And it's not low back. It's like right where your spinal erectors like shrink down and get a little smaller. Like, you know, if you look at the back of like an athlete, have like the big spinal records and they get smaller right the mid back it's like right at that
1:47.2	fucking crease one year it happened to me i was like picking up a medicine ball and like putting it away
1:53.2	and i tore my labia and then this time i was fucking sitting in a leather chair just drinking
1:58.9	fucking coffee and I got up.
2:02.7	Fuck you, Tom Gern.
2:05.4	Um, um,
2:05.4	all right.
2:09.8	Uh,
2:10.0	pull boy,
2:10.4	we will not be playing that skit that you put all that work into.
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