When you're Jeff Lewis, the drama never stops. Doug said it was dumb, but maybe I'm dumb because I enjoy it. Maybe. I'm just talking about the news. We don't talk about the news here. No, just sex. There's got to be that one actor or actress that nobody likes. Because we have that here. Oh, God, who is it? Me. Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis and I have issues.

In today's episode, Chris Marshall, Nikki Paris joined the show.

We talk about forgotten anniversaries, wardrobe malfunctions, and forced invitations.

Welcome back, Chris Marshall.

How many times did you text her people to get her back?

Oh, I'm sorry, she's working on Paradise. She has the Emmy. She has da-da-da-da. It was just on and on and on. But let me tell you something. I am so happy to be back. You have the most wonderful fan base. I had never heard of a chump before until I was on this show, and they are just delightful. Honestly, I think I grew like a thousand followers on Instagram. They are just so riveting. They're not so nice to everybody. And that's what you said. They were gorgeous to me. What's not to love? I'm happy to hear of that. I'm Disney. I'm Disney. Women especially have trouble here their first time. What do you mean? No, I'm saying that they love men, but the women they don't embrace as easily. They're very protective. Are you saying chumps are not girls' girls? What are you saying about women? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying they're protective. They don't. Jeff, why do you hate women? Oh, God, I know.

They immediately...

You have to understand.

They're not just going to immediately trust you.

Okay.

It just takes a few times.

They have discretion.

I think it's because the men on the show,

some of them, a lot of them are LGBTQ and we sound like girls,

so it's a lot more digestible.

Who sounds like a girl? Me.

Guys, come on.

Now, Chris, about a week ago,

Jameson was rushed to the dentist because what happened?

You've been in a lot of pain,

and I have terrible teeth, so it's just like always something. They're beautiful from here. Thank you. I appreciate that. So I just assumed it was like a root canal or something again. And the doctor was like, it's nothing. It's probably just trauma from clenching. Which I have experience in the past. I wear nightguards and whatnot. Okay. I got a lot of tips.

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