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That's Spooky

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That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.92.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

We are livin' la vida hellhole! This week Johnny and Tyler discuss the New York Zodiac Killer (aka 'The Dohdiac') and Gef the Talking Mongoose. Plus: the ghost of a monkey who won't stop pleasuring itself, a pop quiz in Canadian pronunciation, and the most terrifying horror movie trailer of the year. Get your limited edition Spooky Bitch Pride shirts before they're gone at the end of July! thatsspooky.com/store Please consider supporting the show on Patreon for access to mini episodes and many more perks! patreon.com/thatsspooky Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky stories to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:09.0

You're listening to a Movid Network podcast.

0:30.0

Hi everyone, welcome to that spooky I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler and this is a weekly podcast that's kind of like if Anna Nicole Smith hosted tales from the crit.

0:52.0

Can you imagine I actually could imagine and I think it would go a little something like this. This next story is freaking genius.

1:03.0

And if I ever make my horror movie, I want this guy to direct my make me beautiful, death scene and scene.

1:18.0

I fucking love it and I wish that could happen. Thanks. Hi, my name is Johnny and today I'll be auditioning for the role of Anna Nicole Smith as the crypt keeper.

1:27.0

I love it. I think there's not a lot of competition for that role. Thank you. I probably won classical and won contemporary monologue and I am ready for callback. Let's just say. Well, since it can only go down from here, maybe we should just get into spooky gay bullshit. Yeah. All right. Well, we're going to start this off by talking about something that kind of truly is spooky.

1:47.0

It is kind of gay and it's bullshit. Yeah, the cats trailer. Yeah, meow meow babies. It is upon us the horror movie trailer of the season. Get out of the way it. Yeah, seriously. I mean, a did anybody even know this was happening? No. And be did anybody want this to happen?

2:07.0

No. Oh my God. Why are you even asking me that? You know what, though? I just have to say hats off to the producers of this, of anything just of this trailer because they found a way to kind of encapsulate the awkward feeling of going to a production of cats, which I can attest to. Yeah, like they kind of captured that within this trailer.

2:27.0

You kind of have that same I want to jump out of my skin feeling as you do when 12 actors pre-show are just like slinking around the audience, hopping up on the army or chair, purring, singing at you. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Now I went on a Valentine's Day with my mom like 15 years ago to go see cats. And I don't know. It was enjoyable. I love a show. Put on a show. I'll watch it. That's super cute. Okay, question. Did you go to it on Valentine's Day specifically because you were like, let's do it.

2:57.0

So was it a day, night, or did you just get tickets to cats? And you're like, oh, well, it happens to be on Valentine's Day.

3:02.0

More so we got tickets to cats to have you on Valentine's Day because you know it was a traveling show. It was a one night affair.

3:08.0

Oh, yeah. Very elite. Yeah. It was a cat's on the run. Is that where you got that cat sweater? Is there a cat sweater? No, I have a cat sweater y'all. And I usually only wear it to do laundry or to like maybe like run to the store or take

3:23.0

it out for a walk. It's like my leisure wear. Mm-hmm strictly for home. Strictly for night usually. I don't ever see you in the day like cat sweater.

3:32.0

But now I'm like, can I wear this sweater ever again or can I wear it more ironically? Well, I mean, you could probably wear it ironically, but all TL shade.

3:41.0

It doesn't really look like a 15 year old sweater. So people are going to think that you just bought it because that thing has never seen a UV ray in its life.

3:49.0

Not recently. It's a pristine black pullover hoodie. It says cats across the front and then what's on the back tile? Oh my god. Okay, see this is the part of the sweater that I have the issue with like the cats logo on the front.

4:01.0

Fine. Yeah, but like on the back of the sweater there are two giant cat eyes and the pupils of the eyes are just like dancing cats. Yeah, it's real hot. And speaking of hot like this trailer, if you have not seen it,

4:15.0

I recommend that you just turn it on YouTube on silent right now. I mean, you'll miss Jennifer Hudson singing memories. She's a wonderful singer. But the standout component of this trailer has to be these computer animated cats with human faces and

4:31.0

they're dancing real sexy and they're weirdly proportioned to the world around them sometimes. Yeah, I think Anna Kendrick tweeted that she saw the cats trailer and was very thankful that it didn't awake anything in her sexually.

4:45.0

Totally. I love there was also another tweet somewhere that was like between this, Sonic and some other movie. Hollywood is just trying to undo the furry community. Right.

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