Kristi Noem’s Mile High Club
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Erin and Alyssa dive into the Wall Street Journal’s brutal read of Kristi Noem, social media addiction going on trial, and how the SAVE Act might forever change our elections. Then, in Sani/Petty, they discuss Elon’s turn toward Jesus, the new season of Love Is Blind, and Taylor Swift’s special video for the Team USA Women’s Figure Skaters.
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Tough questions — and grieving families — await Mark Zuckerberg at social media addiction trial Wednesday (CNN 2/17)
Trump's election bill tops 50 Senate votes, but Democrats could still block it (NBC News 2/17)
House passes elections overhaul bill that could make it harder for married women to vote (The 19th News 2/11)
Older women are spooked by the economy. Their vote is up for grabs (USA Today 2/16)
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| 1:14.6 | I'm Erin Ryan. |
| 1:15.6 | And I'm Alyssa Mastromano. |
| 1:17.6 | First of all, Alyssa, welcome back. |
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