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Ryan, welcome to IHIP News today.

What stories do you have for us?

So excited to be here um all right kiley

if you can pop this up chrissey ice barby gnome could already be forced out of the

phony role she was given after donald trump unceremoniously fired her and we have some more reporting

from the daily Beast article.

Chrissy Ice Barbie Nome could already be forced out the phony role she was given after being unceremoniously fired by Donald Trump from leading the Department of Homeland Security, according to her report.

Noam is said to be barely showing up at the office for her seemingly made-up position as special envoy to the shield of the Americas. At least four officials who followed her from DHS into the role have been placed on administrative

leave by the White House, the Daily Mail reported.

I wonder why she's not showing up to work.

Yeah.

I can think of a couple reasons. Big Titty Brian's tit number one and

tit number two. Here's the deal. If I was given a made up job and it was some stupid name,

I don't think I'd show up either. Like this whole thing is fake. She's fake. What I'm

waiting for are the lawsuits to claim back all the money that she corruptly put into her own

pocket and her friend's pocket. That's what I'm waiting for. Well, didn't Corey Lewandowski

also grift a bunch of money off of all of this? Yes. They were saying it was paying to play with like, Corey would be like, if you want me to take

this up higher, you give me a little juice on the side.

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