Kristi Noem's Husband, Howard Stern's Assistant, And Barstool's Spring Break House
Out & About
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Chapters: 00:00 - 14:13 - Kristi Noem's husband 14:14 - 16:55 - QVC Queen 16:56 - 31:37 - Disney Adults VS Harry Potter Adults 31:38 - 37:17- Howard Stern's assistant 37:18 - 45:33 - Hamptons/Coachella Downfall 45:34 - 51:25 - Fire Island Summer/GayMaxxing 51:26 - 56:17 - Rules for adult vacations 1:05:15 - 01:15:10 - Barstool Spring Break House cast reveal Description: Pat and Kelly sit down for an unofficial preview of Summer 2026. They also discuss Byron Noem's fake boobs, Kelly's trip to Universal Studios, Howard Stern's lawsuit, Hamptons VS Coachella, Fire Island, rules for adult vacations, and the Barstool Spring Break House. That and more. Like and comment on this video to help us out! Love you hehe SUPPORT OUT SPONSORS: Stella Blue Try it now at http://stellabluecoffee.com
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Outen About listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:04.8 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:08.1 | All right, everyone, welcome to Howin About It is Wednesday, April 8th. |
| 0:11.0 | And if you are listening to this, that means we survived an apparent nuclear war. |
| 0:15.5 | Ooh. |
| 0:16.3 | I didn't even consider. |
| 0:18.5 | So we good. |
| 0:20.1 | This is the potential to be the lost episode. Should we lay it all on the line? Imagine. We're recording this from a bomb shelter right now. Oh, my God. Crazy. The world is crazy, Kelly. Can I be dead serious for a sec? I'm a little worried. Yeah, no, you get worried about war. I'm like worried about war, but I'm more so worried about, I'm not, I don't love the idea of, like, you know, everybody dying at once. Like, I don't know who does love that idea, but it's just not really my cup of tea. So when I hear that, like, a bunch of people are going to die at once and then that makes it like, well, maybe we're all going to die at once right after. Right. I'm a little stressed. I have a lot of things I still want to do in life. |
| 0:57.5 | There's like a room of people I could do without yeah totally totally totally maybe make that happen yeah of course but yeah there are certain cities certain cities yeah certain cities we could we could certainly be rid of do you want to name any or you don't want to advocate for nuclear? |
| 1:12.5 | No, no, I don't want to give them any ideas. You know what I mean? I just, those are my personal vendettists that require a wipe out. Most of the bad cities do it to themselves anyway. Yeah, it's very true. But no, it's a, it's a strange thing. I was texting Pat. I got a little overwhelmed on the way to work today. |
| 1:26.3 | Well, I pepper you with text. |
| 1:27.6 | You do, but I'm okay with that. |
| 1:29.8 | Like, I'm right with it. |
| 1:30.6 | I also, to. texting, Pat, I got a little overwhelmed on the way to work today and told him to stop texting |
| 1:27.6 | me. You do, but I'm okay with that. I'm right with it. I also today realized that I had my, I usually am on Do Not Disturb at all times because I don't like an influx of text. I like to go look at them like when they're all there and I can just see them. So I was just getting the notifications like my forgot to turn it or I turned it off so I was just getting so many |
| 1:45.2 | notifications of text and then not only were you texting me about like are So I was just getting the notifications. Like my, I forgot to turn it or I had turned it off. |
| 2:01.2 | So I was just getting so many notifications of texts. And then not only were you texting me about like our work, our job, I was also getting texts from like my friends and other people and random people. I've got like four different conversations going on all about the war. And then you were like blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, Pat, I will see you when I get there. Well, this is how the show, |
| 2:02.1 | the planning for no reason, |
| 2:02.6 | so I'm sorry. Like 20 minutes before, |
| 2:03.9 | I'll be like, |
| 2:04.5 | here's what I got. And then you were like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, Pat, I will see you when I get there. Well, this is how the show, the planning for no reason. |
| 2:02.2 | So I'm sorry. |
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