Kristi Noem Plots Citizenship Hunger Games & Kash Patel Drops Epstein News | Prabal Gurung
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:12.2 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
| 0:16.2 | it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:19.5 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Ronnie Tess. |
| 0:24.0 | Welcome to The daily show. |
| 0:39.9 | I'm Roddy Shank. |
| 0:41.5 | We got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:43.4 | Christie Knoem fails a pop quiz. |
| 0:45.4 | The FBI wants you to shut up about Jeffrey Epstein already. |
| 0:49.0 | And while you were stuck at the airport, |
| 0:50.9 | Sean Duffy did some redecorating. |
| 0:52.8 | So let's check in with the best cabinet ever |
| 0:55.6 | in another installment of the Worst Wing. |
| 0:58.8 | What a bunch of losers. |
| 1:07.8 | Let's start with Kristy Knoem, Secretary of Homeland Security, and one woman kill shelter. |
| 1:15.0 | She's in charge of the country's pathway to citizenship, which for hundreds of years has been |
| 1:20.3 | a solemn, dignified process for achieving the American dream. |
| 1:24.4 | But what if, instead, it was tacky and gross? |
| 1:28.4 | A surreal report that could turn immigration |
| 1:30.7 | into a TV show. |
| 1:31.9 | The Trump administration says it's in the very beginning |
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