In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.

Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri.

This is Matt Christensen Live.

Out here in the fields, I fought for my bills.

She's no longer going to be in the cabinet.

What should accountability for Christy Noome, given everything she's done, look like in your view? I don't need to fight.

I would just say at this time that former Secretary Nome should probably get used to spending more time in Minnesota.

I have a pretty good feeling in the future.

She may be doing that.

Fucking hon, bitch.

Calling Renee and Alex

domestic terrorists is incredibly painful

for Minnesotans and their family.

Good.

They're out of Minnesota

because Minnesotans took to the streets.

It turns out they like their constitutional rights. I doubt it. You are fake news. It's not against the law, home fuck. Very fake. You talk with a fag and your shits are retarded. The R word. This is shameful. I've become friends with school shooters. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad all right now

scagg free over he is duct tape all over the place it's a disgrace in five four three i can't do it

we'll do it live fuck it we'll do it live. Fuck it, we'll do it live.

Hello, and welcome to the show.

This is Matt Christensen Live, a proud duct tape production for Sunday, March 8th, 2026.

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