"Kristen Wiig"
SmartLess
SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC
4.6 • 51.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
Go fig… it’s Kristen Wiig! Born in the Amazon basin, and having never used electricity prior to the age of 18 (when she began her journey as a world-class ballet dancer), Kristen turns things on, and leaves them on (to power her laptop for this humble podcast, of course). Welcome to SmartWiig; now go fill your pool with Skittles.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Will, good morning. I'm very excited for today's episode. Good morning Jason. It is |
| 0:14.2 | great to be here with you. Hey Will to point out where's where's Mr. Arnet? It's me, your |
| 0:20.8 | friend Will for many years and I just wanted to say from the bottom of my heart. I wish |
| 0:27.7 | you all though that's what I want you to speak to your your master about trying to make your voice |
| 0:32.1 | a little bit more realistic because it would be helpful like when he's late like I guess today we |
| 0:36.8 | could actually use you on the podcast but it you sound a little mechanical. This is me Will I'm here to |
| 0:42.4 | just don't... Jason. What happened? I was stuck inside the virtual me and it's just a... |
| 0:52.6 | Did you sleep with your new open last night? We just get down can we just start the old news |
| 0:56.9 | wireless? Let's do it. Welcome to Smart Bus. |
| 0:59.8 | Smart. |
| 1:08.8 | Smart. |
| 1:13.4 | Who are you playing with today? Don't worry about it. Hey Sean. Hey guys what's going on? |
| 1:21.1 | Are you in the game with Harry and those guys? I'm playing with um I'm playing with some real |
| 1:26.0 | respectable folks. That's why your inbox is empty. Who are you playing with today? That's not me. |
| 1:31.5 | Um their names you want their names you don't know these guys. Well we can't leave them out. Yeah go |
| 1:36.6 | ahead first name James first name Nick and then guest of James and who you don't need to worry about. |
| 1:46.2 | Shall I be directing my aim? I don't think you've played with them but he did he did invite me |
| 1:50.8 | otherwise I would have invited you. Okay but let's play next week please Sean you |
| 1:55.6 | want to come play some play some golf with us next week? You want to dork out with us out there? |
| 1:59.6 | You got to wear one of these funny shirts. Yeah. Yeah. I just came from the range. No did you |
| 2:04.8 | really? Yeah I dropped off Abel and then I just went and got a quick hour of work. Just work. |
| 2:08.8 | Does Archie what would you drop off Archie? Is he home soon? Yes I drop him off first at the bus |
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