"Kristen Stewart"
SmartLess
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4.6 • 51.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Take your beta blocker before chugging that milkshake: it’s Kristen Stewart. She dares to ask the question: “does anyone play golf?” What follows is an L-shaped couch, a Pomodoro with a bunch of butter, and a very meaningful tattoo. Welcome to SmartLess.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, I've ever told you guys my life story before. |
| 0:08.0 | Okay, so Toronto. |
| 0:10.0 | I don't know, right? |
| 0:11.0 | May, 1970. Well, it's weird, over here I'm getting the red light for you. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, that's enough. |
| 0:16.0 | They just want to start? |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah, welcome to Smart List. Smart. |
| 0:25.0 | What is? Smart. JB's in Brooklyn. This is how I picture now. JB is now in New York for a |
| 0:44.2 | little first stretch and I pictured you going there Saturday and I asked you because I |
| 0:48.2 | was like I know what you're just hear me out. You get to your spot you drop your stuff and then you find the |
| 0:54.7 | spot on the couch yeah where you're perpendicular to the TV. That is so true. |
| 1:00.8 | Yeah but I already scouted that though and I had to pick the apartment. |
| 1:04.6 | I had to make sure there was an L-type configuration in front of the TV. |
| 1:09.6 | Rest of the apartment, I don't care about it. |
| 1:11.9 | It doesn't matter. |
| 1:12.9 | I've got a nesting spot. |
| 1:14.4 | Are you happy with the apartment? |
| 1:15.9 | I am. |
| 1:17.4 | Okay. |
| 1:18.4 | I'm very happy, but you know, it's, it's, you know, I'm'm a soft guy I'm prone to homesickness you know it's it's |
| 1:26.7 | lonely you know I mean I live with three incredible women and now I'm all alone |
| 1:32.4 | and but what did I have to sort of buoy my spirits a pair of |
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