"Kristen Stewart"

SmartLess

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Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Take your beta blocker before chugging that milkshake: it’s Kristen Stewart. She dares to ask the question: “does anyone play golf?” What follows is an L-shaped couch, a Pomodoro with a bunch of butter, and a very meaningful tattoo. Welcome to SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Hey, I've ever told you guys my life story before.
0:08.0	Okay, so Toronto.
0:10.0	I don't know, right?
0:11.0	May, 1970. Well, it's weird, over here I'm getting the red light for you.
0:15.0	Oh, that's enough.
0:16.0	They just want to start?
0:17.0	Yeah, welcome to Smart List. Smart.
0:25.0	What is? Smart. JB's in Brooklyn. This is how I picture now. JB is now in New York for a
0:44.2	little first stretch and I pictured you going there Saturday and I asked you because I
0:48.2	was like I know what you're just hear me out. You get to your spot you drop your stuff and then you find the
0:54.7	spot on the couch yeah where you're perpendicular to the TV. That is so true.
1:00.8	Yeah but I already scouted that though and I had to pick the apartment.
1:04.6	I had to make sure there was an L-type configuration in front of the TV.
1:09.6	Rest of the apartment, I don't care about it.
1:11.9	It doesn't matter.
1:12.9	I've got a nesting spot.
1:14.4	Are you happy with the apartment?
1:15.9	I am.
1:17.4	Okay.
1:18.4	I'm very happy, but you know, it's, it's, you know, I'm'm a soft guy I'm prone to homesickness you know it's it's
1:26.7	lonely you know I mean I live with three incredible women and now I'm all alone
1:32.4	and but what did I have to sort of buoy my spirits a pair of
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