4.7 • 8.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2021
⏱️ 121 minutes
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0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
0:05.4 | Why have you tweeted a picture of the script with a lemon on it? |
0:09.2 | I know, there was just a lemon on the table, so I just had to make it more interesting. |
0:13.1 | But it looks like an art installation. |
0:16.0 | Also, the lemon either appears to refer to the contributor, me, or the guest, |
0:26.3 | which is Christian Stewart, or the films, |
0:29.6 | but not you. It's like, because it says at the top, it says, |
0:33.5 | presenter Simon Mayo, and then contributor, me, and then the rest of it. |
0:37.2 | And the lemon is below, so it's like, it says, presented by Simon Mayo, |
0:42.0 | but everything else is a lemon. |
0:44.0 | If only I'd have thought this through, I wouldn't have placed a biro to the right |
0:50.9 | and a lemon to the left. |
0:52.7 | Yeah. |
0:53.2 | I just placed them in the middle. I mean, they're just centred. |
0:55.4 | That's all. |
0:56.2 | It doesn't imply that Christian Stewart or you are a lemon. |
1:02.3 | Kind of does, though. |
1:03.7 | No, it's sort of, but it's scripted with a lemon. |
1:06.4 | Why don't you think you make, I'm implying you're a biro? |
1:10.0 | Because there's a lot of biro. |
1:11.0 | Okay, no, okay, because the reason for that is because, as you know, |
1:14.2 | people only ever hear the bad things. |
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