Kristen Doute and a Fan (The Valley S2 E13 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Now there's almost too much news! We cover Erika Jayne dating Shrek (No - not the one you're thinking of), Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers getting divorced, and a little recap of Real Housewives of Atlanta. (00:00 - 24:15) We then give our full unvarnished thoughts on Bravo's newest gem, Next Gen NYC. (24:15) And then dive in to this week's explosive episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 13) - "Kristen Doute and a Fan". (44:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics in the reality TV world, including Erika Jayne's new romance with John McPhee, the food situation at BravoCon, the prevalence of fake news in the industry, and the legal troubles surrounding the Chrisleys and Juicy Joe. They also touch on Denise Richards' split from Aaron Fipers, Phaedra Parks' return to Atlanta, and the exciting new series Next Gen NYC. The conversation wraps up with a recap of the latest drama on The Valley's cruise ship, highlighting the evolving dynamics among the cast members. In this episode, the conversation revolves around the dynamics of friendships and tensions during an engagement dinner, highlighting the drama between cast members, particularly focusing on Janet's controversial comments and the fallout from accusations made during the event. The discussion also touches on the awkwardness of shared living spaces and the complexities of relationships within the group, culminating in confrontations that reveal deeper issues among the friends. RIVERSIDE AI TAKEAWAYS: Erika Jayne is dating John McPhee, nicknamed Shrek. The food at BravoCon has been a topic of discussion. Fake news is rampant in the reality TV world. The Chrisleys are facing legal issues, while Juicy Joe wants to return to the U.S. Denise Richards and Aaron Fipers have split due to irreconcilable differences. Phaedra Parks is making a notable return to Atlanta. Next Gen NYC is a fresh take on reality TV with a young cast. The Valley's cruise ship drama is heating up with intense confrontations. The dynamics between cast members are evolving in Next Gen NYC. The conversation highlights the importance of reliable news sources. The engagement dinner was overshadowed by tensions among friends. Brittany's threat to leave highlighted her frustrations with the group. The awkwardness of shared living spaces added to the drama. Kristen's engagement ring reveal sparked mixed reactions. Janet's comments about Danny and Nia escalated tensions significantly. Jax's gossiping habits continue to create rifts in relationships. The group dynamics are complicated by past grievances and loyalties. Kristen's anger towards Janet's comments was palpable. The episode showcased the challenges of navigating friendships in a reality TV setting. The fallout from accusations made during the dinner will likely have lasting effects. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.3	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.3	Erica Jane is dating Shrek.
0:08.5	No, not that rude ogre from the swamp and star of the Shrek films.
0:13.0	I'm talking about John McPhee, who has been nicknamed Shrek by his friends.
0:17.2	Johnny Shrek McPhee is also a former U.S. Army Special Operations Officer, so you could say this guy who's used to hanging out in the Army mess will now be hanging out with the pretty mess, Erica Jane.
0:29.1	Congrats to both of them, and now here's Amy with more news.
0:32.9	That was pretty good.
0:33.9	Pretty mess.
0:34.9	Yeah.
0:35.6	I was thinking, how the hell do i can join these two people with
0:39.2	some sort of thing and i thought of mess uh with the army and then pretty mess they should have at
0:45.4	bravo con the pretty mess hall oh my god that would be so cool oh it's oh everything just springs
0:52.4	to mind the minute you say that.
1:01.0	A big section of the Caesar's Forum that is a cafeteria sort of centered around food and it says the pretty mess.
1:01.6	Do you say hall?
1:02.9	The pretty mess hall.
1:04.2	Oh, my God.
1:05.1	I love that.
1:06.2	They should do everything.
1:09.1	Remember Bravo Bazaar and all that kind of shit?
1:15.7	They should have all these little installations just have fun, pun names on Bravo Leberties, just like that. Yeah.
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