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Hey guys. Me and Tyler recorded this morning because of all the Chris Dab stuff that happened yesterday.

So we wanted to wait the day he's super busy in Atlanta.

We wanted to wait the rest of the night. Make sure all the information came out before we talked about it.

Did that? Went to go post today's episode.

And then Kyrie said a thing. And the fucking planet exploded.

So I had to blog that because people are not smart.

And yeah, Tyler's not here to talk about that. So I fucking well.

The way people will just jump at reading words with zero context is exactly what Kyrie was talking about.

It's exactly what he was talking about. Because then the video of him talking comes out. He's very relaxed.

Put off by questions, rumors. He called it elementary. He called all the reporters fifth graders.

For such blatant rumor spreading. So I had to just got it.

Dip the dip the, dip the old quill in the ink. Get my thousand words off.

Just yelling at people, berating them. Fuck Bill Simmons always in forever.

For just being wrong about it. Just don't talk about Boston anymore. Just don't. Please.

If everyone else thinks you're from here, everyone from here knows you're not from here. It's just fucking annoying.

People not from Boston shouldn't be constantly talking about Boston. Thanks with any sort of authority.

It just got on way too long enough is enough. The trade Kyrie. If you don't want to be here, when is the fuck did he say that? When?

That's all I want to know. Is he going to resign? No one in the world Kyrie Irving doesn't know where he's going to fucking resign.

The thing he keeps saying repeatedly though is that he's going to stay in Boston. He said it again today.

Today. People's glazed right over that. I don't know. I don't know. People only want to.

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