This is Doug Loves Minis!

Hey, Short Rounds, my name is Doug and this is Doug Loves Minis, so named because I love sharing

what I'm up to in short bursts.

Coming to you from a hotel room in Minneapolis, Minnesota on Friday, August 15th.

Expendables 3 Day!

Yay! I cannot wait to do Douglas movies tonight at the Women's Club

of Minneapolis, where I plan to discuss Expendables 3 as much as possible. For the ladies!

Over a week ago, I did stand up at the improv in Washington, D.C., a late night, Thursday night show, great club, great crowd, and a few folks brought name tags.

So we played a round of how much did this shit make with comedian Chris Tinkle and five or more audience members.

I'll play the often horrible underwater sounding audio, especially during the part

when I'm talking about what's in the prize bag, I think is particularly muddled because I was

probably holding my phone against the prize bag as I was

ruffling through it, which happens sometimes. But I'll play that audio for you in moments.

San Francisco Bay Area movie interruption tomorrow, 420 at the Castro Theater, the big, beautiful Castro Theater, seats in thousands of people.

And we're going to do them all.

That's right.

Twilight Eclipse, aka that third pile of garbage.

It's going to be fun for sure.

Boise, Sunday, stand up, 4 420, Tampa, Arizona, Wednesday,

night time. I'm ramping up for the taping of my first

one-hour TV special at the Neptune Theater in Seattle on Friday, August

22nd. I know the jokes I'm going to tell, and I can tell you

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