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I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Zach.

I'm Cass.

And today's topic is Crackens.

Cragans.

What do you know about crackens?

Big, big, big.

That is not incorrect.

Used for breaking open the hard shell on boats.

That must be great for crackens.

Crack open that hard shell.

Is you reckon that's why they're called crackens?

Because they're cracking open a sailing vessel. I bet they thought that hard shell is you reckon that's why they called crackens because they're cracking

open a sailing vessel i bet they thought that hard about something when they named it do you think like

like would you have been frightened as a sailor in the day of of a big octopus um i'm scared of big

octopuses now yeah as i said that i realize that was a pretty sentence. Who's not scared of a big octopus? I reckon you'd be... Well, you'd be like in the docks or whatever being like, nah, myth. And then you'd get out into the sea and you'd get to the point where you're so far into the sea that all you can see is the ocean and it'll be very scary. When you can see nothing around you except for the sea and there's not even another

boat, you would suddenly realize how small you are and how big things can be. That is when I would

fear the crack. I like that they went to like big octopus. They went like what if big, I guess they

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