Kraft American Singles

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Reilly and Geoff read reviews about Kraft American Singles and discuss ill-timed dad jokes, anyteaser samplers, and having sex with snacks!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original. I just want to know how you feel.
0:17.0	I want to know how you feel.
0:21.0	Shee!
0:22.0	W want to love that so proud and real
0:28.0	you make me want to go out and steal
0:37.0	I just want to review I just want to review
0:38.0	I just want to reach goosebumps. You kidding me? Oh, Mardi, can we go into a break,
0:54.0	please Mardi call me?
0:55.0	I've called you ten times in the past week.
0:58.0	Marty, call me back.
1:00.0	Marty.
1:01.0	Mardi, Mardi, Mardi, Mardi,
1:02.0	Mardi, Mardi, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, Marty, can we go into a break, please, party, call me.
1:06.0	This is fire.
1:07.0	I call you 10 times in the past week.
1:10.0	Marty, call me back, Marty.
1:12.0	Marty. Wow.
1:24.0	You make me want to go out and steal.
1:28.0	I just want to be here.
1:30.0	That's nice.
1:32.0	The best time. The best friend. I just want to be here. I want to be here.
1:34.0	I'll be here.
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