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Take time to think.

Hello and welcome to the transfer window.

The podcast that brings you the news before it becomes news, as well as insight and analysis

of all the big talking points in football.

Well, I'm Johnny McFarlane, the former host of the transfer window, and I am back to replace Mr. Duncan Castles who's having a well-earned break.

He's off tending to his butterflies, or was that someone elseian?

Sensational to have you back, Johnny.

And I'll say, when you said former host,

I would say you're always a present friend

rather than former host.

I'm like Jack Nicholson and The Shining.

I was always here at the Overlook.

Red Rum.

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