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Bad Friends

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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.813.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0

Five-hour energy.

0:01.2

Daylight savings can hit you right in the face.

0:04.6

Comes out of nowhere.

0:05.5

How do you regain that energy that you lost from the time change, huh?

0:09.1

That's where five-hour energy comes in.

0:11.3

They have made the one-hour energy.

0:14.0

A tiny little pick-me-up for getting through the day or days ahead, a tiny little bottle and very big energy. You guys, I would not be standing here right now

0:23.4

or sitting here without it. My body's not moved without energy shots. You know what I mean? Because

0:28.1

I'm a sloth, right? And I don't move to the rhythms of the universe. Look, man, you're working long

0:33.8

days. Maybe you got a family. Maybe you have ancillary, secondary jobs. You got all

0:38.8

sorts of stuff going on in life. And that's why one hour energy shot has been our secret weapon.

0:48.0

Okay? It helps you get over those little bumps, those little humps, those little dips, those

0:51.6

little dips in the day. It is quick and effective

0:54.8

energy. Provides a feeling of alertness and energy. And snap, snap, snap, what are you looking at?

1:00.1

Come on over here. I love these shots, man. Like, sometimes I'm super tired and I got to perform

1:04.8

in front of, you know, thousands and thousands and thousands of people. I get a shot of energy.

1:10.0

Check out the one-hour energy shot and conquer your day.

1:12.8

Visit five hour energy.com to find a retailer near you and try the limited time one hour

1:17.5

energy shot. One less hour in the day, challenge accepted. Let me tell you something.

1:23.2

You texted me today and you said, are you mad at me? Never.

1:28.3

Yeah, you do.

1:29.0

You get angry.

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