Kobe Bryant Slander Appreciation Hour #1

Mickstape

Barstool Sports

Basketball, Sports

4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2017

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

The Lakers retired two numbers for Kobe Bryant last night, so we decided it would only be fair to roast that doberman pincher faced bum for approximately 40 minutes or so because we can and it would be nothing more than propaganda if the entire day was just one long jerk fest of the guy who literally tried to force his way to the pre-Blake Griffin Clippers just because he was having one of his many temper tantrums. The at best 17th greatest player of all time (at the time of his retirement) was celebrated across the web yesterday and frankly it made us sick, so kindly join us for the other side of the tale. The right side of history. I'm labeling this "The Kobe Bryant Slander Appreciation Hour #1" because I can only assume this is the first of many times we do something like this. Feels like a great time to remind everyone that we are not, I repeat NOT, here to argue. Thank you.

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0:11.0	I really want to, how do you buy a team? I'd really like to get my, you don't need to have it all at one time, which is good because I don't.
0:17.0	My money's tied up at the moment.
0:20.0	Yeah, I've, I've got a lot of, a lot of drops and a lot of buckets.
0:24.0	It's not liquid as, as big as that.
0:27.0	That's my issue.
0:30.0	Yeah, no, Jeter just bought the Mylons with like zero, zero down.
0:35.0	That's what I'm saying. Like I don't, I don't know how any of this works.
0:39.0	Like Jay Z was like 0.001%. They just put like his face on it. That's what I want to be. Make me that guy.
0:46.0	It feels fair. I mean, did he feel like he's trying to get that, that lane right now too?
0:52.0	Well, he thinks there are also South Carolina panthers. I don't think they interface itself.
0:58.0	I wrote the blog on it last night because I video, I mean, I played it for Morgan like 12 times.
1:04.0	I was, I had tears in my eyes watching that Diddy video.
1:08.0	Did she laugh once? No, she had no idea what was happening.
1:12.0	That's how you know it's funny. Yeah, really. Oh, yeah.
1:15.0	Like I, and I'm a blog I titled it like Diddy wants to buy the North Carolina Panthers.
1:21.0	And every time I referred to them, I wrote North Carolina Panthers, the top comment is who the fuck are the North Carolina Panthers?
1:27.0	Who doesn't know who the North Carolina Panthers are, man?
1:31.0	It was so funny. So funny.
1:35.0	Motion one, bringing Colin Kaepernick to battle it out with Cam.
1:40.0	Yeah.
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