Knowing Things Ruins Everything

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Come see Elliott do standup (tomorrow, Irvine!) and hear his wife talk about cancer! https://linktr.ee/GraceHelbig?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAac8KNmPu2N9Ou3ObtyeD9LfW7Ec-dhO7c_YxPjKLQ6H-lqMXcOl5GFsk2H_Jw_aem_wZC633BxAtvcwHAXR0SrnQ Also, that's no ball lightning. That's a spaceship. Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Andor.

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0:00.0	Oh my gosh. Hi, everybody. Welcome back to the Valleycast. My name is Elliot Morgan. I'm here with Steve Zaragoza. It's a duo today. Joe Beretta is out celebrating Mother's Day with his wife. And I'm here to tell you about this Thursday. That's tomorrow, day after this podcast goes live, May 15th. I'll be in Irvine with my wife, Grace Helbig. We'll be doing a comedy show and well as Chicago, June 14th, St. Louis, June 27th,
0:23.8	in Atlanta, July 7th. Come hang out. Tickets are selling out very quickly for Chicago. I think
0:28.5	Irvine still has plenty and St. Louis has a sense in Atlanta, man. Anyway, let's get back to the show.
0:36.5	Oh, hang on.
0:38.6	Hold on, everyone.
0:40.2	Hang on, guys.
0:43.1	Steve's opening a bag of Rola cough drops.
0:44.3	Oh, actually, I don't want that.
0:51.4	Don't feel like watching movies, so I'll watch people get them instead.
0:54.0	I don't know how it goes goes i think it starts with your show
0:58.4	do you call them cough drops or lozenges uh i call cough drops lozenges sounds like
1:05.6	something they say in the uk yeah's my lozenges?
1:11.8	Happy birthday.
1:14.1	My lozenges, are they in the bin?
1:16.8	Happy Mother's name is it.
1:22.4	Happy Mother's Day, I was trying to do, I was trying to make,
1:30.3	Ryan Farochi does this bit that is done like with good timing. Uh-huh.
1:31.3	And it's like you'll be in the middle of saying like some kind of, whoa, what was that?
1:35.3	Did you just, is that my sleeper cell and stuff?
1:39.3	Here we go.
1:40.3	Did you see that?
1:41.3	Yes, I did.
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